Purple Prose

He is in town for a friend's wedding, knows nobody, and reports that sitting at the bar looking sexy has not been working. So he asks you out for a drink. Twenty-four chapters of a man who writes for a living and cannot stop performing — a four-line poem about how much he hates picnics, and an afternoon spent on the floor in glitter and offcuts, making something for his sister.

Chapters

1. In Dire Need of CompanyChat · 1 min
2. Gorgeous Legs Past His LoungeChat · 1 min
3. Man in a suitDate scene · 4 min
4. A Romance Writer Who Knows BetterChat · 3 min
5. Is Waiting Part of LoveChat · 1 min
6. Candles&kissesDate scene · 6 min
7. The Deadlines Are Killing HimChat · 3 min
8. One Trope He Cannot UnderstandChat · 2 min
9. Roses Are Red, He Hates PicnicsChat · 1 min
10. Scenery or moreDate scene · 5 min
11. Did You Manage to Warm UpChat · 1 min
12. This Coffee Shop Is Another LevelChat · 1 min
13. AphrodisiacDate scene · 4 min
14. You Invaded His Dreams, BakingChat · 2 min
15. His Niece Needs a CostumeChat · 1 min
16. An All-Nighter of Arts and CraftsChat · 1 min
17. Friendly favorDate scene · 4 min
18. His Niece Loved the CostumeChat · 1 min
19. AttractionDate scene · 5 min
20. Calling Off the ExperimentChat · 4 min
21. You Deserve to Hear It ProperlyChat · 1 min
22. Tension undoneDate scene · 5 min
23. He Misses You AlreadyChat · 1 min
24. He Wants to Keep Saying ItChat · 2 min

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