About this story
Or the person ordering it. Fifteen chapters of relentless puns, an ex honking a horn outside, a phone dropped in a soda and revived in raw dough, and a run of small lies that you eventually stop finding funny.
Who you’ll meet
A cheerful pizza delivery guy who never forgets a pizza — or the cute person who ordered it.
How it opens
Let me guess. Hot and spicy with extra jalapenos?
And a stuffed cheese crust?
Yeah, how did you know?
Hey, I know my pizza.
Pizza is life!
Um that, and I think I delivered you a pizza once.