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A Voyage of Consolation

Adapted from A Voyage of Consolation (1898) by Sara Jeannette Duncan
public-domain English original; Project Gutenberg #15966 View source text ↗
Status
Ongoing
Length
6 chapters so far · 6 scenesAbout 23 min published so far
Rating
TeenNo explicit content

One English season back, Arthur Page decides your vowels have gone unpatriotic, and the argument outgrows the syllable that started it until your ring slips off and rolls across the carpet.

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Rather than cry, you telephone your father in New York, and Poppa Wick prescribes the fastest cure he knows: the Germanic sails for Europe on Wednesday, and by the next night the broken engagement is a shipboard fact instead of a Chicago headline. Belowdecks, your mother is already drafting a telegram to Arthur that nobody has agreed to send.

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Momma WickFour months in England returned you with observations, clothes, and a disputed pronunciation.

Arthur PageI praised travel as education until its effects contradicted my definition of American loyalty.

Arthur PageYou say after as if an English season has edited the country out of your voice.

A vowel is not an oath of allegiance, Arthur, and mockery is not patriotism.

Momma Wick withdrew toward the sitting room when the argument outgrew its original syllable.

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Let us discuss what actually changed rather than how I pronounce it.

If my voice offends you, say whether the engagement still does not.

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